Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
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just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
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