so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
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btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
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Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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