Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
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Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
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Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
How drunk are you?
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