I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Come share oat with me in your robe
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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