Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
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once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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