Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
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I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
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So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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