he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
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In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
So vagazzling was a success
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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