i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
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He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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