i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
Two words: blizzard sex
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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