just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
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Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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