I cockslap morals
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
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Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
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please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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