if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
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She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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