Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
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"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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