im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
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The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
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I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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