You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
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All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
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I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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