Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
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i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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