We won't sleep together?
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
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I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
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You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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