I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
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I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Two words: nipple clamps
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