There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
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Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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