my vag is so smooth its legendary
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
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Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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