I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
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Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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