Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
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it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
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You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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