And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
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Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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