if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
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he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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