don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
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I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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