sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
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Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
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