I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
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Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
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Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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