my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
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on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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