What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
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She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
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All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
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