i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
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Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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