I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
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The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I just gargled with NyQuil
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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