Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
In America we eat man semen.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
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We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
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I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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