fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
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Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
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Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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