we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
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We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
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You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
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