it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
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had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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