I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
why are there goldfish crackers all over my bed?
you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
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So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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