u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
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Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
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On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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