She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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It's official drugs can't kill me
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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