i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
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The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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