i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
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it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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