What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
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Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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