Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
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the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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