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Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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