First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
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I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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