I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
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You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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