he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
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Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Fuck. I think I can already feel tomorrow's hangover. It's like future me cane back to warn present me about the impending doom but didn't turn the time dial back far enough.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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