This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
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Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
My liver just had a heart attack.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
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Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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