she woke up with a sticky ear
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
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I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
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Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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