I need help removing her.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
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It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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