i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
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Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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